If only…

We’re all going to be such messed up parents.

the-krusty-crew:

Kid doesn’t like Doctor Who:

Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.

YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.

Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.

Music shall be your life. Rock out always!

And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.

Kid doesn’t like harry potter:

 

(Source: seeking-out-gallifrey, via iwillmindfuckyou)

“Do you know how many calories are in that?”


“…Do you know how many fucks I give?”

(Source: keishaissooawesome, via iwillmindfuckyou)